Dogs: Any dog of your choice….all natural Vienna beef, pork or vegan dog (option of Wagyu beef +£10) – you can even ask for your dog to be battered & deep fried
Burgers: Choice of beef burger (option of Wagyu beef +£10), vegan patty or Portobello mushroom battered & deep fried

Alternative to buns (any bun) - replace your hot dog bun, burger bun or bap with large leaf lettuce. This creates a "protein-style", lower-carb, gluten-free lighter alternative. Or just stay with the bun...your choice, just “lettuce” know.
Things that are tossed (Hint: Not a ball)
From the Sea
Comfort Food
Vincent Van gyoza

Why we serve avocado mint pupsicles and pupside down cones: Winston Churchill famously remarked, "Take away this pudding! It has no theme!" This quip, often attributed to Churchill, reflects his high standards and aversion to mediocrity, particularly when it came to food, including desserts.
WE HAVE A DOG MENU TOO
The Naughty Dog (pronounced “Naw” + “Tea Dog”) was established in 2024 for dogs. Essentially, it is a sitting place where the odd canine walking near Lympne Castle could grab some water or a treat. Much to the annoyance of the owners of the restaurant, it became apparent that most dogs were accompanied by an owner or dog walker who would inevitably request the same, but with likely a preference for cups instead of bowls and possibly a place to sit.
With great trepidation, the owners set out to accommodate the canines and their guests. Chairs were purchased, a kitchen was built, and forks and knives were reluctantly supplied for those that did not walk on all fours. Now the dog menu (meaning the menu for the dogs) included locally sourced and ethically produced dog treats, including pies, stews, and even beer.
The concern was that the human guests may expect the same thought and treatment and, well, humans are people too, so the owners were again forced to accommodate. We are pleased to advise that The Naughty Dog is now people-friendly.
Please advise our service team should you have any allergies or dietary requirements
WE HAVE A PEOPLE MENU TOO
The Beg-inning
The Naughty Dog (pronounced “Naw” + “Tea Dog”) was established in 2024 for dogs. Essentially a resting place where the odd canine walking near Lympne Castle could grab some water or a treat. Much to the annoyance of the owners of the restaurant, it became apparent that most dogs were accompanied by an owner or dog walker who would inevitably request the same, but with likely a preference for cups instead of bowls and possibly a place to sit. 
With great trepidation, the owners set out to accommodate the canines and their guests.
Chairs were purchased, a kitchen was built and forks and knives were reluctantly supplied for those that did not walk on all fours. Now the dog menu (meaning the menu for the dogs) included locally sourced and ethically produced dog treats including pies, stews and even beer.
The concern was that the human guests may expect the same thought and treatment and, well humans are people too, the owners were again forced to accommodate.
We are pleased to advise that the Naughty Dog is now people friendly.
Sun - Mon | 8:00AM - 6:00PM
+44 1303 533533
The St, Lympne, Hythe CT21 4LQ, United Kingdom